Monday, November 22, 2010

Put Different Hairstyles On Your Head



A woman arrives at the office of the presentations psicóloga.Tras question:
- Why did you come?
"I have anxiety with food.
"Well you're so fat.

She weighs seventy kilos and measures 1.60. The psychologist weighs eighty measured 1.50.


- Well, maybe not so fat (see the volume of the psychologist) but sometimes I have come to provoke vomiting.
"I do not have to tell your life, we are not going to talk about the past or anything like that.
"Yeah, but at home is that I have not anything to not be tempted, there are nights that late at night I get up, get dressed and go to the gas station per thousand filth that I like, and returning home I vomit, and that if I find a problem.
"Sure, yes, yes, something must be hacer.Mmmmmm.Debes put a rubber band (of chicken) on the wrist and when you come temptations, strong and loose to stretch it hurts.
-Errr, how a punishment to a dog, you give when you pee?
"Yes, something like that, and when you overcome the temptation to give a prenio.
- Celine Dion?.
No woman, no food, you buy a bag, shoes, earrings, a scarf, and if at that moment you can not go shopping you leave for later but do not forget to give you something for each day you complete the test.
- Well I just do not see it clear, just like that, I thought that maybe too much pressure drag .....
"Look, I know I repeat myself a lot but do you know who was Freud?
- Well, if I have higher education.
"Well forget everything you have heard about it, did not know how much damage this man to psychology.
- Erm, but to me it is getting up at four o'clock, summer or winter, attacked because I have no cookies or donuts at home ...
-Uuuuy, I going to tell me.
-Ya, "and there is nothing that I can help with anxiety?
- Do you believe in homeopathy?
-Ehhhh, not really.
"Well I'm going to prescribe some balls and in a week you should notice the effects, but I do not think anything will happen to you. He

some more repeat of the taps with the rubber band until it ran out half hour of the visit, which took only seventy euros and even then Lucas.

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